Showing posts with label Silly Rabbit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly Rabbit. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

Let Me Simplify The Rhyme Just To Amplify The Noise

This week was like a jarring alarm clock... waking me up from my summer coma and reintroducing me to the grind of reality. My inbox at work is exploding, and the political climate is more dramatic than the novellas my college roommate used to watch! At least people are paying attention, though- right? Just take a look at some of the stuff that came my way this week...

A writer for The Huffington Post asked 

"She is 17 and conceived this child out of wedlock. Now imagine she wasn't the daughter of a prominent Republican politician but an average person. Now imagine she was black.
What do you think conservatives would have to say about her? "Typical, urban youth with no sense of responsibility raised with loose morals who plans to depend on the state to take care of her child." You know it. It's not within dispute. That's exactly what they would say.
Barack Obama has told everyone to lay off this because it is a personal, family matter. Yes, but it also has public policy ramifications. Governor Palin is for abstinence only education. Well, that obviously didn't work."
"Cindy McCain was addicted to drugs and stole from her own charity to feed her addiction. Now what do you think the Republicans would have done if Michelle Obama had done that? How do you think the press would have covered it? You think they would have called it a simple mistake and moved on?"
Good question. 

Since we sometimes make generalizations without thinking about it, we should be constantly evaluating our own racial views- whether they're unconscious or not. For example, what did you think of 7-year old Latarian Milton when you first saw him on CNN? Did you notice he was black? What would you have thought if he was white, instead? 

He spoke with Cipher Sounds and Rosenberg- hilarious!

Putting race aside for a moment, the big issue regarding Bristol Palin is teen-pregnancy and abortion rights. Sarah Palin is pro-life, which to many women, is a little unnerving. But even more unnerving than that is Jezebel.com's article on a website claiming to have a list of all America abortions:
"To get access to this alleged database, you need to pay $799 for a seven day pass to the site or up to $16,999 for unlimited access to 'full names, complete addresses, unlimited contact information, false names used during operation procedures, reasons listed for abortions, known STDs at (and since) time of abortion, [and the] name of person believed to be the father.'"
Check out the article or go to AbortionTracker.com yourself.
Intense, right? To lighten things up a bit, 
Watch this hilarious video commentary on the McCain/Palin relationship...

Is McCain Palin's Bitch?
Salon.com had a great article on Palin's experience with/knowledge of energy policy issues (that we may be overlooking)...
"I don't think she's going to pull in disaffected Hillary voters -- she's too much a card-carrying member of the religious right for that, which is one reason why the convention attendees were so delirious. But that's not all she is, by a long shot. On one of the crucial issues in this campaign -- energy policy -- Sarah Palin knows the territory."
They also had an article calling her "The Hugo Chavez of Alaska" since she has apparently gone to bat with major oil companies and supports "expanding the search for domestic oil and gas as a solution to the energy crisis." So to help prevent Palin from getting in the good graces of recent Clinton supporters, The New York Times reported that Obama is now deploying Hillary and other female Democrats into swing states for a counter-attack. I'm all for it! Just because we finally have a woman vying for the job, that certainly doesn't mean she will contribute to female political advancement overall. In fact, there's a huge chance this woman might set us back 20 years! Every time Sarah Palin calls herself a "hockey mom," I cringe violently and feel Betty Friedan roll over in her grave. That type of diction is neither progressive nor helpful for females, even if she does spend the rest of her speech proving her toughness by aggressively taking shots at Obama (starting 7 minutes in). 

Jay Smooth returns, commenting on the HATE in Sarah Palin's HEART:

("Contrived showmanship"... I'd totally have his kids.)



And just when I want to throw myself out a window with the taking-sides hoopla of this whole process, a new season of Bill Maher returns to HBO, and slowly talks me off the ledge. Below, in his season premiere's set of "New Rules," Maher reminds me why it's so important to question our societal norms...

Specifically: At 2:14, Maher brings up John Edwards being "airbrushed out of the Democratic party," and then discusses how crucial it would have been to put the adultery aside, and have him speak at the DNC. After making the analogy that John Edwards is to Poverty what Al Gore was to Global Warming, Bill sneaks in a few jokes and goes on (at 4:10) to mention the important facts that Edwards would have addressed in his speech. Moments like that make me appreciate Maher for challenging the system in ways that many others do not... He may support Barack Obama, but he's still able to objectively criticize the Democratic party, and even question the presidential candidate himself for not presenting an alternative to war.


Friday, August 8, 2008

I Will Never Be Your Stepping Stone


There are 2 versions of the Coldplay "Viva La Vida" video. 
You've probably seen Version #1:
Version #2 was supposed to JUST be content for Coldplay.com. 

I like #2 much more (it's HILARIOUS), but agree with Isaac... 
They could and should have been mixed together.
And who could forget their "Viva" iTunes ad:



Kerli sounds like Bjork and Amy Lee meet Alanis - and dresses like Avril.
She doesn't make bad music... I just don't feel her whole Tim Burton image. 
 "Walking On Air" and "BulletProof" aren't bad records though. 


Safetysuit is one of the friendliest bands that ever came to the office. 
Love them... 
And their song "Stay" should be the single:)



Duffy has a video for "Stepping Stone." Preach on, girl...

"Take it all, or leave me alone"... very Jigga-esque.


If you're a fan of Justin Timberlake's FutureSexLoveSounds album, 
watch WB artist Eric Hutchinson (the "Rock & Roll" guy) poke fun at him. 
He starts off admitting he's critical of Justin's 
"If I wrote you a symphony..." lyrics in "My Love"...

Smart to take something recognizable, make fun of it, and showcase his talent- all at once. And LOL @ "Who didn't get an HJ to that over the summer?!?"


M.I.A.'s video for "Paper Planes" has been out forever, 
but I'm so glad that Interscope is finally working her single over here:
Boz, remember when we heard her in Forever 21? 
I heard Lykke Li in there last month!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Like Eating Glass

...That's what 4 days of a sore throat and a 102 degree fever feel like.
I haven't been as sick as I was in Chicago in five years. On my death bed, I convinced myself to man-up; there was no way I'd come all the way there and couldn't enjoy my Lollapalooza weekend. Although it was impossible to do all the magical activities that my expectations had conjured up, I managed to catch the shows that were priorities, and have unforgettable quality time with one of my best friends from high school.

Day 1: 
Bloc Party still holds my heart in their hands...
"Like Eating Glass"

Radiohead brought the crowd and a crazy light show...
Watch this:



Day 2: 
After InnerPartySystem and Foals, we went to the Myspace stage to see MGMT. I started shooting "Of Moons, Birds & Monsters" when a stupid crowd surfer came along...

You know how he made me feel?...
But meeting Airforce Amy made me feel better!
PS- Lupe was fun, too.


Day 3: 

Gnarls' performance was great. I ran into DangerMouse at a restaurant the night before, and took it as a little free-be donation from the universe since I was so sick. I texted my cousin to brag, and he wrote back: "Awww! Add blog entry- I GAVE DANGER MOUSE THE FLU."

After the Gnarls show, Kenna came out and performed "Out of Control" with Mark Ronson.


Kanye closed the show... I was excited to see his energy with the hometown crowd. In this clip, he gets personal on multiple levels, first addressing Chicago, and then talking about his mother who passed. Very intense during the second half...

I put on for my city.


Besides hosting music, festivals like Lollapalooza provide a great opportunity for people to display their individuality. 

Some folks show off tattoos and break out their coolest t-shirts:
I had no idea MechaGodzilla existed until now.

This was my favorite. Never Forget!

Corny overall, but the puma's funny.

For these special kids, it was wear-a-Jordan-jersey-with-your-BFF day:


And for the record: 
Hip Hop did not save my life - Dayquil did.
As did Alex, with this impromptu pizza shop dance party the first night:

The kid dancing with her is a stranger. This was just spontaneous dancing...

I can't decide if these are better than Boz's cartwheels in New Orleans or not...
But FYI, this is why I love Alex. Always and forever.
XO

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I Walk The Streets And Camouflage My Identity

A friend starting calling me "LaceZilla" about a year ago. We have since fallen out of touch, so I've been questioning whether or not to change my blogging identity. Do I keep the name that was bestowed upon me, or do some soul searching to find my own, new alias? Like in The NeverEnding Story, am I the empress in need of a new name?

I'm a renaissance woman, so of course I'm open to a little rebirth... but at the same time, I think Zilla really suits me. So while I'm on this quest to figure out what Zilla means (in reality, and to me), I'm discovering all these connections to the meanings that it has...

1954 Godzilla original movie poster:

RARRR! I'm a monsterrrrrrrr

-Zilla is also a Hebrew girl's name, meaning Shadow. (For my first daughter when Verse and I go half on a baby?)

-Zilla Myagroides is an Egyptian plant that grows in the desert:
Zil"la\, n. (Bot.) A low, thorny, suffrutescent, crucifeous plant (Zilla myagroides) found in the deserts of Egypt. Its leaves are boiled in water, and eaten, by the Arabs. LOL at "the Arabs."


Meanwhile, there are other bloggers who share mine or similar namesakes:
Blogxilla
ZillaSays

And of course, there's a European electronica/hip hop/experimental artist:
Zilla's Myspace

To make matters worse, Sickamore called me MF Lacey the other day... implying that much like MF Doom hides behind his mask, my blogging butt hides behind the mask of my dinosaur mascot. It was kind of funny, because I always admired what Doom does and saw it as something I'd want to do if I accidentally fell into the spotlight. Is that bad, though? Am I hiding something, or do I just appreciate my privacy?

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Live From The Five Hundred and Four

Being in the New Orleans Superdome for the Essence Music Festival this weekend was strange considering everything that happened during Katrina (with no FEMA), but the Saturday shows we attended were pretty choice:

Dwele singing his hook to "Flashing Lights":
Not sure which I like better: Boz's "wooo!" at :14 seconds in, or Lisa at the very, very end declaring "That was wack!"

Kanye performing "Good Morning":

Yes, it was morning... he didn't hit the stage until after midnight. And he's over-styled. Wearing... too much... stuff.

Chris Brown demonstrating his hip talents:
Not sure how I feel about it. He's adorable, but he's also 19.

Kanye performing "Put On" and "Lollipop Remix":
You can hear Shana get upset when he fumbled the entrance.

Chris Brown performing his "A Milli" remix:

Another Wayne remix... go figure.

Kanye performing "Get 'Em High":

Love the vocal distortion.

J. Holiday performing "Pimp In Me":

Beautiful song, and he murdered it.

Sorry, I didn't take any Rihanna footage because I'm not on it like that.

Instead, please enjoy
Boz doing cartwheels
in the hotel after one too many hand grenades:

CLASSIC.

melvinb33: where is ur cartwheel?

And a BIG THANK YOU to Dela for hooking us up!!!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

All The Lights That Lead Us There Are Blinding

Considering this record was a middle school favorite, I've felt a little conflicted about the beef Noel Gallagher had with Jay performing at Glastonbury. But, after watching Hov's entrance to the festival (where he obnoxiously half-sings "Wonderwall"), I applaud his poking fun at the incident. I also appreciate that even though he butchered the record, he simultaneously gave it a nod. And he brought out a guitar?! LOL, well done... 


Watch Jay's full, mashed up, guitar-heavy set at Glastonbury HERE 
or watch Lupe's full set HERE.

Here's the original "Wonderwall" video:



And just for kicks, 
this still from Janelle Monae's video shoot 
makes me eager to see the final product. 

The video is for her single, "Many Moons"
I really dig her sound and message... I just hope other people will too.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Sun Shines On The King & Sets On The Prince

I just got the official news.
Wayne's first week number is nuts:

I normally don't let Soundscan influence me, but I think catching a W this big is important news. Kanye beating 50 their first week was a huge deal last year- if only for the spike in album sales. But this... This is something we need to take note of. Even if you don't like him, you've got to accept the cultural impact...

"This is history in the making... Now shut the fuck up, and let me make it."

SBrAdiOHeaD: son
Zilla: i know
SBrAdiOHeaD: wayne really did a milli
Zilla: i heard last night
Zilla: how SILLY does soundscan look
SBrAdiOHeaD: soooooooo wierdddd im like that doesnt even look righttt
Zilla: i knowwww

Cobaka33: omg
Cobaka33: lil wayne

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Not Dr. Ruth, Call Me Dr. Knockboot

Sex & Love Tips have arrived!

I told you about ASK WEEZY a few weeks back, and after an amazing shoot with him, the footage has been posted on VH1.COM. Choosing which questions to ask was a hilarious process , but they finally narrowed it down to 19 questions! I think his articulate, funny answers will surprise the hell out of you. And hearing my people I know ask them?... PRICELESS. LOL at audio from Stacey at #6 and #12, Edelston at #7 and #19, Sheneen at #14 and #17.

But most importantly,

I think you should check out #13...

I honestly HAD NO IDEA they used it until I just watched the clips TODAY, but someone you know may have been forced to write this question --- since they're a knowledgeable fan and stuff:

evELLEution, baby.

That's what this is all about ;)

See all of the questions and answers from Mr. "Please Say The Baby" HERE.

Monday, May 19, 2008

You Can't Change a Player's Game in the 9th Inning

You heard about this?!?!?

Jason Giambi and his gold thong...

The Yankee slugger revealed Friday he slips on a gold lamé thong with a
flame-line waistband when he's trying to get out of a hitting slump - and he's
shared it with his teammates.

"It works every time," Giambi told the Daily News after his secret was outed on Portfolio.com.
Derek Jeter agreed that Giambi's thong works, although "it's so uncomfortable running around the bases."


Damon wears it too! Read the whole article HERE.

Thanks to AC for waking me up with this incredible news 
via bitter Met fan text message:

"Oh yeah Gold Thongs ???"


Monday, May 12, 2008

I Exposed Her To Real And Now She Hate Lame

Sorry to all my Atlantic folks, but I couldn't resist posting this. Shit is HILARIOUS.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Under Them Sheets, I Am A Mess

If you're having love or sex troubles,
go to Vh1.com and ASK WEEZY for some advice.


Just kidding -you don't have to do that- but yeah, he's really giving advice. Wayne's answers to questions posted in the comments section will be taped and released online over the next few weeks, so look forward to pure comedy.

And (of course) I'm absurdly excited for Tha Carter III, but seeing the potential track listing for the first time today... WOW... really put me over the edge. I'm ready.
  • 3 Peat
  • Mr. Carter (f. Jay-Z)
  • A Milli
  • Get Money (f. T-Pain)
  • "Comfortable" (f. Babyface)
  • Phone Home
  • Dr. Carter
  • Tie My Hands (f. Robin Thicke)
  • Shoot Me Down (f. D. Smih)
  • Playin' With Fire (f. Betty Wright)
  • Lollipop (f. Static Major)
  • L.A. (f. Brisco and Busta Rhymes)
  • Good Girl Gone Bad
  • You Ain't Got Nuthin' On Me (f. Fabolous & Juelz Santana)
  • Let The Beat Build
  • Whip It
  • Misunderstood
Kanye and Babyface helped Wayne murder "Comfortable" about a year ago, so we already know that's a solid track. "Lollipop" is a hit. "A Milli" serves it's purpose, and although I think there are too many of them, I'm looking forward to most of those feature tracks. I mean... Robin and Weezy reunited on a record called "Tie My Hands"???

Please say the baby.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I'll Take You To The Candy Shop

I still get nauseous each time I see Madonna's revolting album cover. Bill Maher said there should be a "3 decade limit for dressing like a whore." He might be a tad over-zealous! 
Since I'm not as ageist, I'm very excited about seeing Muh-Don-Nuh perform tonight at Roseland. Admittedly, I wasn't siked about it at first (out of unconscious protest), but I blocked the raunchy image (to the left) out of my mind, vowing only to picture the glory days of hits like "Holiday."


UPDATE: 
My "4 Minutes" footage from the show (and photo below)
OR watch the whole thing on MSN.


Continuing with my seemingly AGEIST mentality, isn't Jigga a little too "seasoned" to be getting involved in young Lebron's squabbles with other basketball players? Not to mention, he said he doesn't need to respond WITHIN his response!


And before I forget (thanks to Boz), don't miss the
Love her!!!