If Your Mother Only Knew...

Alison, my best friend since birth, introduced me to Rahzel in 9th grade...

LISTEN TO: "If Your Mother Only Knew"

That shit blew me away as a youngster!

So when I went to see Thriving Ivory at Mercury tonight, you can only imagine my utter astonishment when the lead singer of this ROCK BAND decided to showcase his BEAT-BOXING abilities...

He starts off singing...
Then beat-boxes...

Sings more...
Then there's a craaaazy guitar solo...
Transitioning into "Stairway to Heaven."

WATCH THIS ENTIRE CLIP...

My jaw was on the fucking floor.

He beat-boxes AND sounds like Robert Plant?!? STFU.
In case I didn't make it clear last time, I still LOVE him.

Ali's currently in Mozambique with the Peace Corps.

I miss her a lot.