I've Got Patron In My System

Or should I say Inbox?

The bartender sent me one of her gloriously random e-mails today:

From: (Milly)
Sent: Tuesday, February 19, 2008 3:02 PM
To: (Zilla)
Subject: two words double stacked

It was funny for a few reasons.

1. Her subject line.

2. They're wearing so much Louis V. it's distracting. 

3.(a) I love Weezy, and (b) it exhibits him in his most pure form; (c) sipping lean from styrofoam cups. I've mentioned this environmental tragedy before.

4. It showcases Byrdgang's new contribution to fashion (via scarf over-usage) that I've also pointed out in a recent post.

5. They're drinking Patron and Hawaiian Punch, respectively.